Singles reviewed as if they were Archers characters
The Lipster has reviewed this week’s singles (well, some of them) as if they were Archers characters.
Morrisey’s new single is described “as all rather spineless, but in a pleasant enough way”, which equates it to “wet” Nic Hanson.
And Thunderheist’s Sweet 16 is compared to sexy Annabelle Schrivener. “…Rather like Krystal Carrington with her high-falutin’ head for business and bod for sin, Annabelle also has a fearfully dirty way of intoning sentences about protection orders on local bird’s nests. She is, to use modern parlance, well fierce…”
It won’t mean much to non-Archers listeners, but The Lipster clearly knows her (I suspect it’s a her) music and her Archers, which makes her a top bean in my book.
(Do books have beans?)
17 February 2009 at 2:38 pm
To return your gratifying mention of my fearfully silly Archers featurette, I should just like to say I think you, Keri, are a charming old cove. Wendy x
17 February 2009 at 11:41 pm
Less of the “old” please
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